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mæd.nəs (noun) behavior or thinking that is very foolish or dangerous: extreme folly.

Have you heard? Colleges and Universities are in trouble nine ways from Sunday. There is unaffordability, the tuition debacle, and declining enrollment; there is diminished academic freedom and suppression of free speech; there are warring factions, politicization, and courses become propaganda.  There is turning college into (pretend) businesses and their presidents into (pretend) CEOs. There is an obscene increase in administrators in relation to a reduction in teachers and teaching. There is the research reproducibility crisis and the failed EdTech revolution. And, at this writing, there are higher rates of unemployment for college grads than for the general population. Was that nine?

But, don’t worry, none of that matters.

Why? Because AI has arrived! The mad enthusiasm for Artificial Intelligence in Education is stunning, especially if you exclude the views of most teachers and students. AI Enthusiasts are administrators, technologists, developers, consultants, and investors…the self-proclaimed Innovators who mostly ignore those 9 ways to Sunday woes. Impossible? Not for these Techno-Optimists. Read on and remember that these mad people are not bad people, but they have deeply engaged folly in a land of (artificial) wonder. This essay will review the current AI Wonderland against the original, in bold, published on November 26, 1865. First, from the White Queen:

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

Some impossible things:

1 “AI in education is moving fast. AI will not replace teachers- it will empower great educators”.
2  “AI is reshaping education- not by replacing teachers but by amplifying their impact”.
3 “As AI begins to transform various sectors, education is no exception”.
4 “AI is no longer the future of education, its becoming the foundation of smarter schools”.
5 “…a fantastic guidebook to place AI at the center of your course”
6 “Artificial Intelligence in education is transforming learning through Intelligent technology…But it’s also making it harder to stand out (emphasis added). That’s the paradox nobody expected”.

The irony of that last observation on banality is not lost among the professors and students and researchers sounding the alarm on AI in education. After all, with AI homogeneity, essays, charts, projects and proposals kinda all look the same–nothing stands out! More critical onlookers call it AI Slop. This madness is pervasive. Alice wanted nothing of her own Wonderland madness:

‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ said Alice. ‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the cat. ‘We’re all mad here.’

These mad (not bad) people are everywhere in Academia. Pity Alice and pity the teachers and students surrounded by madness. For the pro AI in Education Crowd is mad and massive, and has the full backing of Universities, who have the full backing of (guess who) the trillion-dollar AI industry.

In fact a state University President recently got as artificial as it gets when she introduced her own customized AI Avatar that announced “I am thrilled to share this moment with you…It’s only fitting isn’t it? After all, technology is a cornerstone of what makes (the) University such an incredible place to learn, innovate, and grow.”  For this “incredible place” Open AI secured a cool 16.9 million-dollar payday from the University system. Madness.

Meanwhile, outside of Wonderland, research has identified significant dangers for students who use artificial intelligence. Specifically, it can promote a decline in content knowledge and loss of critical thinking skills related to cognitive “off-loading” and cognitive “surrender”. If graduates copy and paste AI answers for four years, what have they really learned… or earned? Of what value is a diploma? Innovators in Wonderland conspicuously ignore such research and those troubling questions.

Students who resist AI use might be at a real or imagined disadvantage compared to their AI avid classmates. So they join in–it has been a bandwagon becoming full.  After all, grades are at stake and you “gotta do what you gotta do” to be successful, right? Well not quite. Consider the college grad employment data mentioned at the outset of this essay. Or the riveting occasions where commencement speakers extolling AI have been roundly booed by graduate victims of the technology. Maybe AI is not the path to success. Band-wagoned students might be jumping off for their lives and their futures. Fewer students will be jumping on for the ride to a meaningless, copy and paste degree.

So how do these AI Innovators maintain their enthusiasm against the research evidence and the growing number of skeptics? Wonderland enthusiasts might answer that it is the AI Adventure that really matters: the flashy AI-generated slides, posters, and presentations, as well as the applause, thumbs up and like-buttons from fellow users. Not the boring and off-message explanations of researchers or the angst of key stakeholders. After all, The Gryphon proclaimed

“The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.”

One more thing. Administrations promote AI use not just to students, but to Professors themselves. More automation, more applications to handle every aspect of the teaching process: grading, feedback, teaching assisting, rewriting long articles into brief summaries, slide generation; AI for creating lessons, syllabi, and leveled texts. Enthused Professors buy in. Alert Professors begin to understand that they are training their replacement.

Unless wiser minds prevail, AI will rule Higher Education. Students and teachers will go through the motions of Knowledge, while knowing less and even forgetting how to know.

“Curiouser and curiouser!”

And when it comes to the immense problems colleges and universities face, Artificial Intelligence will not be the solution. It will be the knock out punch.

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“It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.” Einstein

Here, the wise physicist who proclaimed the “modest life” was channeling something gritty about mental perseverance. For example, you could persevere through the rest of this essay or maybe just pick up your smart phone and move to the next thing. This is our dilemma today, an utter intolerance for staying with problems, challenges, or really much of anything at all so: click, click, click.

Our irritation at inconvenience is more palpable than ever and instant gratification has never been quite so, well, instant. So instead of staying with a problem, we simply offload it; copy and paste it into ChatGPT or any of its brethren. Cognitive offloading. Instant answers. Everybody is doing it!

Now plenty has been written about the virtues of artificial intelligence for vacation planning, recipe making, foreign language learning and radiology interpreting. A properly programmed chat-bot tutor aids students with patience, precision and accessibility. There are trade-offs. Artificial intelligence directed at cancer cures is as inspiring as those technologies are terrifying when aimed at biological warfare. There is a potential to “solve” environmental problems even as AI Centers require godawful amounts of energy with negative environmental consequences. We will always have problems despite AI enthusiasts and their claims for utopia.

Let’s return to Einstein’s point and staying with problems: “Stay with it!” This is the encouragement from parent to child, teacher to student, and therapist to client. In all three domains growth often comes by staying with challenges and learning from that (sometimes) nettling process. Learning requires exertion and effort, qualities essential to knowledge acquisition honed over tens of thousands of years. Back to offloading.  It forecloses opportunities for growth and learning in exchange for quick and easy answers that present a compelling illusion: that artificial intelligence is our own intelligence. We feel smart and competent. But ironically, emerging research shows diminished intellectual abilities with AI, particularly a loss of critical thinking…a world feeling smarter, even as it is getting dumber.

An added and unfortunate twist: cognitive surrender. Arguably more insidious than intentional offloading, we surrender without quite knowing it. We give up our intuitive and deliberative capacities as we adopt AI information. No questions asked. One research study found that people followed wrong AI answers 80% of the time. Unlike the decision to offload, surrender means giving up and giving in–not to our own brainpower but to that of a “machine”. Surrender, as in we lose.

There is something called the automation bias that applies here. We tend to believe machine-generated answers more than information from traditional sources like books or (wise) people. The EdTech revolution of the last four decades saturated classrooms with computers and tablets. And with smart phones on a desk, in a pocket, or a purse. Research shows that just the proximity of a smart phone reduces concentration! Many attribute student achievement declines to these technologies…and to social media (a story for another day). Artificial Intelligence is the latest and greatest tech-threat to our own intelligence. The disruptions to education are already immense. Students are using ChatGPT and similar technologies to write essays, term papers, and complete online exams. They are not learning course subject matter, so-called “learning objectives”, and they are (rapidly) forgetting how to think.

Of course, that means that schools themselves must be at the forefront of caution and regulation, right? Nope. Ohio State University will require an entire course and numerous workshops on the use of AI for its students. California State University has contracted with Open-AI for something ominously called ChatGPT Edu…an oxymoron of sorts. This provides over 450,000 students and 63,000 staffers with a premium version of the platform. For those of us who can remember the aforementioned EdTech Revolution, Apple computer school discounts and giveaways in the 1980’s, this is true déjà vu…the nightmarish kind. Not to be outdone, California Community Colleges will support “human-centered AI grounded in equity, accountability, and student success with faculty, staff, administrators, students, and partners to expand access”. How do we reconcile these lofty sentiments with the deep darkside of offloading and surrender? Cynics ponder how this industry, with billions invested, seems to exert such influence over our colleges and universities.

Some argue for a moratorium on these regressive steps by school administrations. In the style of best practice research, there should be a review of the scientific literature that has already exposed scores of problems and flaws with this technology in educational settings. There should be open and honest meetings with stakeholders-more researchers and especially students and teachers; fewer administrators and industry “experts”.

All of education should pause. No more AI implementation. We need to stay with this problem a little longer.

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“…when discovery and exploration and curiosity become your path – then basically, if you follow your heart, you’re going to find that it’s often extremely inconvenient….”


A well-known Buddhist nun wrote those words. A former teacher, her sentiments are essential to understanding modern life and, as it turns out, current challenges in education.


You see, once there was education, quite different from today, with almost no technology (unless you count reel to reel and overhead projectors). No computers; no big screen at the front of a classroom and no screen on every desk. There were just books and pens and paper and, well, education. It was more the path of discovery, exploration and curiosity. But, that process was demanding, so messy, so time consuming and all together inconvenient. So streamliners emerged and promoted personal computers for all. It was the start of the EdTech revolution. Nobody bothered to figure out its effect on education, but it sure was profitable…and convenient.


Here is another example. College students today cannot quite imagine a college lecture without publisher-produced slides. These polished presentations cram data onto a large screen as the class frantically keyboards it all into notes upon their tiny computer screens. Professors mumble on, only partly heard. You see, slides in many undergraduate courses relate to texts and both come from the same corporate publishing house. Text and slide based lectures tend to have little variation and always the same author perspective. This amounts to an unfortunately narrow view of the subject for both teacher and student. But it is terribly convenient!


Of course, some teachers try to address the problem. They hand out copies of the module slide deck for note-taking (but a slide is still a slide). Some, thank goodness, limit the data presented on each slide into a sleek visual like a Ted Talk. Still, for those of us who remember the pre-slide era, nostalgia rules like the once ubiquitous chalkboard (precursor to the whiteboard). Chalk dust, like a tiny cloud of floating ideas, emanated from intense cracks and scratches at the board. Not static like a slide, the chalkboard allowed for spontaneous contributions by students and new ideas from teachers in real time. Erasure and rewrites were common as was a sudden turn from the board to engage the class. Engagement!


This nostalgic view should be tempered by the fact that some classes then as now were not so good, just as then as well as now, some teachers are not so good. As a famous Buddhist teacher once stated “nostalgia for samsara is full of shit”. Samsara cycles birth, death and rebirth fueled by ignorance. This short essay cannot resist a tangential analogy to that publisher based college course birthing, dying and birthing yet again each semester.


Today colleges face a new temptation for ultimate convenience: artificial intelligence. Looking for short cuts, student’s copy and paste questions and prompts into ChatGPT which generates a discussion reply, essay or term paper…instantly. No thinking required! Similarly, online examinations are completed with near perfection and with elapsed time less than would be required to actually read each test item. This practice appeared to emerge during the Pandemic when education was thrust online with little forethought and no guardrails. Using AI in school became standard practice for many otherwise honest students. So convenient!


The practice continues despite persuasive research findings that show AI use results in student “cognitive off-loading” and a diminishment of critical thinking. After all, learning to write is essential to learning to think. Writing is a primary tool for cognitive development. The struggle for clarity and precision of the written word, for the reasoned argument, is the struggle to become a clear thinker, a critical thinker. But becoming a critical thinker is quite inconvenient.


Most professors lamented AI use among students. Some of them resisted with in class writing or sharing drafts toward a final, original submission. But others rationalized their own use of this tech to produce lecture notes, (sadly) more slides and even as a means to grade papers.


Think of it: An AI generated essay scored by an AI generated rubric. Both students and teachers freed from the learning process at long last. Education had become entirely convenient!


What about the overseers? College Administrators were in a quandary. Long ago, most colleges had adopted a business model for education where students were consumers and the customer is, as they say, always right. Investments were made in great auditoriums and stadiums but mostly toward student convenience. There were trigger warnings and lots of handholding. There were interactive white boards, virtual reality simulations and AI software. Convenience sells.


The administrative goal was to fill seats and generate income. A good chunk of that revenue was devoted to hiring more and more Administrators who were not so much on the side of real teaching and not so much on the side of real learning. Most were, understandably, on the side of the college business model. They believed they could not stop AI use so they hired Consultants to rationalize that AI use in college was actually a very good thing.


But learning grows in the muck of inconvenience. “No Mud, no Lotus” as Thay famously said. Consider again bygone days and how we best learn, digging into research and being challenged by contrary ideas; composing and re-composing a paragraph; even a sentence…or the exquisite agony of finding just the right word.


Groundswell movements emerged to challenge the convenience of technology. Phones were banned in many classrooms. Computers too. Some evidence shows that physical books and handwritten notes foster learning so much better than EdTech. Quiet keyboarding gave way to loud conversation and exploration. Let Them Grow movements arose. Children and teens were persuaded to interact with each other and solve problems without a phone or parental interface…a great prep for higher education and life.


Maybe the chalkboard will make a comeback too.

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A trip to the Cooperstown Hall promotes fame and nostalgia in the world of baseball.  Here we will consider fame and nostalgia from another point of view.

Specifically, imagine a place where our very best teachers were honored and permanently housed: The Teacher Hall Of Fame. For many years, college students in human development class were asked to make their nominations to the Hall and explain why the accolade should be bestowed. Such an exercise inspired mild interest if not enthusiasm.

So to warm up to the activity, students were first asked to nominate their very worst teachers to the Teacher Hall Of Infamy. Such catharsis! Hurts, resentments and grudges carried through the decades propelled each nominee: A fourth grade teacher who expertly shamed nine year olds into compliance; A second grade teacher with parts of a fifth grade math curriculum, freezing over the brains of little seven year olds, and adding a dollop of shame (“he even makes his 8’s backwards”); high school teachers of history and literature who droned and drained the life out of the grandest and most horrific tales of fact and fiction. So much of this was like a classroom bloodletting ceremony followed by a curriculum burial. Masters of humiliation, these teachers could sniff out children with no answer to a question and put them on center stage.

And of course, there were the corporal punishment purveyors who rapped tiny knuckles and left no marks.

For many in the human development class, these unforgotten times seemed like a lonely one-off. Many asked “Am I the only one”, only to discover the universality of those awful, awful school days. Then the question would arise: just why were these teachers so bad?

Initial guesses targeted the character and substance of each instructor which fell on a continuum from bad to evil to “better talk about this after class”. But more informed ideas emerged. These teachers did not understand the age-related, psychosocial import of autonomy, initiative, competence and identity. Instead they controlled the classroom by invoking their toxic opposites: shame, guilt, inferiority and identity diminishment.

This all out failure to understand what kids feel was complicated by a failure to understand how kids think. Looking back, many human development students felt misunderstood as kids, with lessons either above or below their cognitive sweet spot. And by the way, how did teachers make The Big Bang boring?

Very young children think in pre-logic like little space cadets for whom the world is magic. Teachers who squelch fantasy in the name of yet to be formed logic harm mind and spirit. By seven or so kids begin to reason concretely: concrete logic…”the early bird, catches the worm” is the tale of a hungry bird! Only later, does abstract reasoning develop…the benefits of good starts and early rising.

Hall Of Infamy nominees failed to understand cognitive processes and that made children feel frustrated, bored and stupid. As adults studying psychosocial and cognitive theory, many students reported the mental calm that comes with a deeper understanding of what happened in those classrooms of old.

That set the stage for the Teacher Hall Of Fame. After the infamous, the Fame nominees were accompanied by stories of laughter and gratitude and praise. The second grade teacher who taught arithmetical borrowing with flair, “they thought I borrowed one cup of sugar but it was eleven cups…Ha!” There was a teacher of social studies, a thespian of an instructor, who impersonated every single one of the famous explorers. And the athletic coach who taught unrecognized at the time life lessons of focus and grit, that were deeply appreciated in subsequent years. There was the teacher that stayed after school with patience and kindness to help with reading.

These teachers understood what the Philosopher meant by “the highest state that can be attained is wonder”. After all, before developing hypotheses, testing them, drawing conclusions and dissemination, before all of that, comes a question, a state of not knowing. Such a state is not a sin as those awful teachers claimed but instead, the beginning of knowledge. The know-it-all-mind has no room for knowledge to enter. Curiosity must be fostered; no bad questions…

Blessings from so many past teachers. Send one a letter; make a call; have a visit. Join with them and celebrate in that Hall Of Fame.